belindapendragon:

my-d1vineright:

blaquexkcalb:

iluvyalikexo:

naturallyfanatical:

flawlessxqueen:

popularunknown:

lnkdroptheory:

youngblackandvegan:

shopwitme:

who mama

Future mommy goals

Can we acknowledge that little black girl’s flawless entry. There was no hesitation in her step. She is the rhythm

^^^^ Flawless. You ain’t eem know she was jumpin in til she did it.

Me & my future baby at the function.

someone give me a kid !

That entry really was flawless, I thought yall was bullshittin

When yo momma song come on and you know her steps cause always killing shit at the house

slid smooth in that thang w/o thinking twice about it.

Always reblog…

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

Reblogged from screamingcrawfish